First-Time Unf*ckery is Free
You Got Questions I got answers Ask the Unf*cker
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You Got Questions I got answers Ask the Unf*cker
an entertainment website
Why We Unf*ck Things...
Our Values
There are no questions you can ask friends and family that you won't resent their shitty answers. Let's be serious. They have no better way to fix the problem than your befuddled by drugs, alcohol, or love brain can manage, So why not just ask a total stranger for answers? Ask the UnF*cker.
Our Process
Ignoring advice well-taken is how we sometimes find a need for unf*ckery, and that's where my Wednesday night, heartbreak, tequila, and a thriving business day come in. You see, I mention those because the first two I can't unf*ck, but business, well,l I can unck that. Unf*cking everyone else's world, I can do, not so much my own,
I seem to be good at it. So come on, make me feel better.
Let me be what I am, an unf*cker...
There is No World Consciousness Initiative
Nope. There is no higher motive. No act of contrition or trying to be a better human. I am what I am. Since my childhood, I have unf*cked everything from volcanoes in 5th grade that wouldn't erupt to businesses that can't get out of their own way. I've coached morons and mensa and mentored people who I wouldn't trust with my dog, much less leadership,
and unf*cked them so they are a little less of an a**hat.